The fucking dust in my classroom is multiplying, I know it.

Whoever left a bizarre Muggle contraption in the Ancient Runes room, could you please come and collect it? I don't know what it is but it's making noises at me and... I can't make it stop.

And if it was you who stole my new bottle of Firewhisky from my room, please let me know so that I may ( Read more... )